...cause some s$&t never fails!
I'm not a gambling person.
Playing the lotto, going to the boat (
that's a Chi-town thing), shooting dice...none of those things appeal to me.
Not because I'm a Christian, it's just not my thing.
But the more certain things happen in life I wonder...
Should I make a bet on this?
Some things happen so often to me, I can bet money on it and get paid. Good money, too.
There are things in life that never fail.
No matter how many times you've done it, said it, tried it, some things are just bound to happen.
It's like
Murphy's Law, "
What can go wrong, will go wrong!"
Anyone can create their own list of "
never fails".
There are some things in each one of our lives that just always take place.
A lot of these things came to me last night as I'm in the bar with my sister and a friend.
As one happened it triggered the memory of another and another.
If I had a sheet of paper and a pen handy I could have written an encyclopedia right on the spot.
Bonus: That devil juice make you think...so you can imagine where my mind wandered.
S#&t That Never Fails: Volume 1
1. No matter where I am...
...the oldest man in the room is the one who's approaching me.
If I'm lying, I'm flying and my feet ain't left the ground.
No matter where I go, the oldest man in the room is the one that's all up in my face, asking me my name, trying to take me out to Denny's, or let me drive his van.
I wish I could say I was lying about this, but it never fails!!!
A man usually older or as old as my father, is the one seeking me out.
My father is 50...enough said.
Last night was no exception. The man was 59, yall.
59!!!!
Now I will admit, I've dated older men.
Usually only a 10-15 year difference.
Honestly...*with a straight face*...they're the only men who'll approach me.
I don't know if it's cause I look much older than 25, cause I'm not bent over booty-tooting in the club, or because my mannerisms are old school, but every man that steps to me is much, much older.
For most of this year, every man I came across was 40.
It happened so often, I thought it was a sign...Maybe I should play 4-0-0 in the lotto!
But 59, yall!!!
Now don't get me wrong. The man was nice, very respective, and was a true gentleman.
And unlike many young women, I usually am cordial and speak to them, not shun them, hiss, or roll my eyes.
I always believe, "the feet you step on today may be the ass you kiss tomorrow", so I never want to just dismiss anyone. You never know who you come across.
But I promise, it never fails.
Granddaddy's love me.
2. After talking to an older man, his response is always the same, "You're only 25?!?"
Another never fail moment.
Yes, I'm only 25!
I'm not making it up or lying. I have nothing to hide, I'm not under a different alias or under witness protection.
I'm 25.
And 9 times out of 10, the man approaching me has a child my age, close to my age or older.
One guy I know had a daughter I went to school with...*smh*...he still wanted to date!
All my life I've been told I looked older, sounded older, was very mature. So yes, I get it.
But when I say I'm 25, yes I mean it.
What's messed up is the double edged sword...
...men who are older, think I'm their age and they approach...
...men who are my age, think I'm older and don't approach.
*Smh*
Like that old saying goes, "I can't win from losing!"
...Since I'm the subject of "Men", I going to stay here for a moment...
3. Folks are always shocked I'm single.
Okay, I can go on and on and on for days about this, but I'm going to keep it short and sweet and try to quiet that voice in me that's screaming, "Tell it like it is, girl!!!"
Okay, so I'm single. Check.
College graduate, no kids. Check. Check.
No longer own a car, not living alone just yet, but I'm goal oriented, focused, and working hard to make some life changes.
Check. Check. Check. Check. Check.
"So why are you single?", they ask.
I honestly don't know.
It's like a shot in the dark on this one...
...because I'm a fat girl? Naw, you'd be surprised how many men are attracted to larger women.
...because I'm short? Nope. Actually, my height never hinders me. Except when reaching a top shelf.
...because I'm Black? *SMH* No, not that either. I've had men of various ethnicity giving me the looksy.
I honestly don't know.
After getting over the shock of me being single, and double checking my ring finger, like that means anything now days, Mr. 59 years old asked, "Don't you get lonely? Don't you miss it?"
Uh.............................yea!
Who doesn't miss hugs, kisses, having a significant other?
The only thing you don't miss are the bad days, let's keep it real.
And as a woman, we long for affection...You d%$m right I miss it!
But as I stated in a previous post...I'm content.
I really do think it's just not my time.
And so...once again, I have to hear this question and offer the same answer.
I-DON'T-KNOW!
4. The man you're interested in has no interest or only interested to a degree.
*Sigh*..so in some ways this is obvious. Refer back to #3.
And this definitely cancels out any one in the #1 categories...I did say man I'm interested in.
(Side Note: Mr. 59 just blew my phone up. Not cruel enough to hit 'IGNORE' so I let it go to voicemail. Do you know he sent the "please call" text to my phone?!?)
This has happened on multiple occasions. I'll give you two examples:
Exhibit A:
A guy I've been friends with for a couple of years now.
When we initially met, I was involved with someone and so I had to turn him down, but there was some mutual interest.
We didn't fool around, yet, our friendship still flourished and we became pretty close.
When my ex and I split...When my ex left me, (tell the truth shame the devil)...my friend had now began a relationship with another woman. Once again, we still stayed in friendship zone.
Flash forward closer to present day: We're both single. Obviously still both attracted to each other.
But nothings happened.
Hell, we flirted when we were involved! Now we just kick it like two old war buddy's.
*Waving ecstatically*
"Hey! Over here, buddy! It's Me! The chick you were interested in awhile back.
The circumstances are now right, we're closer than before.
What's the problem?!?"
Exhibit B:
Another guy I've known for awhile, but didn't really get close to until about 1 year ago.
Our families have known each other for years.
(Side Note: He might actually be reading this...if so...this shouldn't be a surprise, right?)
Though our families have known each other and we knew each other distantly, it was not until about a year and a half ago that we actually started to communicate and hang out.
Eventually we realized our career choices were similar, our circle of friends and associates overlapped, and we just down right had a lot in common.
So why aren't we together?
Basically...he wants one thing and I wanted more.
I'm trying to keep it PG people, but go ahead and read between the lines.
Now, I honestly think its more to this...
I have a feeling that he has a lot of females in his face.
They see his potential success and are rushing to find a way to lock him down.
Not a bad thing, it means he has options.
But I think he knows this and is enjoying playing this "possum" game.
Unfortunately for him, I won't play along. Not my cup of tea.
Do I like him? Yes, I do. Think he's a really good guy.
Not because of what he can be financially, but because of who he is as a man.
But you can't make someone see what they don't want to see.
Now I can go on and on and on about the things I come across that repeat themselves.
Sometimes it's like an endless cycle of bizarre occurrences that folks would think I'm lying about.
Seriously thinking about taking bets on these things...I could use a few dollars!
Hey...don't judge me...just place your bet!
Stay blessed and failing (Just kidding),
Rani